C: The sharks are fed up. So they’re going to feed on us. We take their fins, they take our limbs. “Limbs for fins! Limbs for fins!”
J: “sharks are fed up.” – may want to rethink that word choice.
C: No. Was on purpose.
J: Their problem is they are too fed up.
C: Limbs for fins!
J: Gills for thrills!
C: It’s because we keep ripping off their fins for soup. They’re mad and not gonna take it anymore.
J: I don’t even eat soup!
C: They haven’t tried to eat you!
J: That’s all they try to do is eat me!
C: You’re delusional. You haven’t even been near a beach in a while. They don’t come on land.
J: I’m delusional? Sharks are trying to eat me and you berate me for taking countermeasures?
C: Did you see the video I sent you about the woman ranting about shark safety?
J: No, I did not. Now that i know it exists, I probably will.
C: Check email. She tells people how to stay safe from sharks.
J: There is no way to stay safe from sharks. There is only getting lucky…