Learning Not to Cry Over Spilled (Sippy Cups of) Milk

spilled_milkJust as I got home, my mom called to tell me the sink was leaking again. She wanted me to ask our neighbor, who is also our plumber, if he could come over and fix it. I crossed the street to find him with his head poked inside the back of his truck while his kids, Kid and Kid Brother, ran around the yard.

“Hey, Matt… so, our sink is broken and leaking. Could you come over and fix it?”

“Again?! Goddammit! They’ve been breaking throughout the valley!” he yelled not at me specifically as he pulled his head out of the back of the truck.

“Oh. Bummer. Like, the piece itself?” I asked. By his tone, it was clear now was a bad time.

“Yeah. The damn manufacturer used cheap shit and they’re breaking after 6 months!”

“Oh dear,” I said,  unsure of what the right response was. “Well…whenever you have the time, we’d appreciate it if you could swing by.”

“I’ll be over in a minute. I just have to find my damn wrench…”

“Okay. Thanks!”

“In the meantime, you should go into the crawlspace and turn off the water!” he called out from halfway back inside the truck.

“Will do!” I said.

As I walked back to my house, KidBrother followed after me. He wanted to find the cat, Sheba, who hated him and who’d scratched him earlier in the year. He wasn’t phased by that, and in fact talked about it like a badge of honor. “Where Sheba?” he asked when he toddled in the door.

“I don’t know…probably upstairs,” I said, hoping to convince him not to find her.

“Sheba ‘cratch me,” he said.

“Yes, I remember,” I reminded him.

“Sheba don’t like wittle kids,” he said.

“No…not really,” I sighed. It was a problem. She’d scratched several kids in the ‘hood.

“Where Sheba?” he asked, as if the previous conversation had no meaning whatsoever.


Sheba: unamused.

At that moment, Sheba came around the corner meowing. They saw each other; his eyes lit up. She meowed at him and immediately turned back around the corner she’d just come from. But he was already toddling after her.

The corner she rounded turned into the kitchen, which turned into the dining room, which turned into the living room, so he followed her in a big circle. As he wobbled back into view, I stopped him and said the kitty wanted to be left alone and not to follow her up the stairs, which was where I thought she was headed.

At that moment, Kid walked in.

“Hi Kid!”

“Hi,” he said sadly.

“What’s wrong?” I asked.

“I’m sick,” he said morosely.

I knew this, as his mother had told me he’d stayed home from school the day before with a mild fever.

“Where Sheba?” KidBrother asked again.

Sheba had not, in fact, gone up all the stairs, but only some of them and was staring at KidBrother from between the rails. He really wanted to pet her; she really did not want to be petted by him, but also was unwilling to just go find a quiet, out-of-the-way place to hang out until KidBrother left. She was taunting him. He started to make his way towards the stairs when I stopped him again.

“KidBrother, we’re not going to pet Sheba right now. You guys watch TV in the living room while I go into the crawlspace to turn off the water.” As I turned to the pantry, Kid turned as if to guide KidBrother into the living room.

As I cleared items out of the pantry so I could get to the crawlspace access hatch–I had to move the cat food, litter, rolling organizer, and vacuum–I heard the boys in the other room playing around. But playing sounds quickly turned to screaming sounds, and as I rounded the corner into the living room, I saw Kid pulling KidBrother around by the back of the shirt. “Kid! Stop it!” I yelled in my closest imitation of a mom voice.

He ignored me completely, swung KidBrother around and flung him to the floor. Hard. As I yelled “KID!” again, KidBrother started crying. I rushed to KidBrother to make sure he was ok when Matt flew through the door. He was pissed.

“KID! I SAW THAT THROUGH THE WINDOW! THAT IS IT! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!” Kid walked out the door, head hung low, tears forming in his eyes. The roughhousing had gotten out of hand again, and while the benefit of his larger size had won him the battle, it had lost him the war. Matt followed behind Kid as he crossed the street, went into his house, and presumably headed down to his room. I scooped KidBrother up into my arms to carry him home. Matt was yelling at Kid when I arrived with KidBrother.


Their kitchen was in way worse shape than our sink.

As I walked into their house, KidBrother in my arms, I saw that the kitchen was a disaster—they were in the middle of a kitchen remodel and cabinets, appliances, tables, and platter ware were strewn everywhere. Plastic covered most surfaces, but it was unclear where—or how—they would be cooking dinner. Seeing this, I offered to take KidBrother back to my house, feed and entertain him while Matt finished with Kid.

Back at the house, I sat KidBrother in front of the television and found the Cartoon Network, which was conveniently playing SpongeBob Squarepants. KidBrother was pleased. And like many children his age, he wanted his favorite drink.

“Can I have milky?”

“Milk? Sure.” Technically, we didn’t have milk. We had almond milk. But I was sure he wouldn’t know, so I grabbed the almond milk and pulled a glass out of the cabinet. Before I was about to pour it, I had a vision of the milk spilling out of the lidless glass and onto the couch, floor, or coffee table. So instead, I opted for a cup that would better suit his motor skills. About a month earlier, my two nieces, 5 and 3 months, had stayed with us, so I was pretty sure we had a sippy cup somewhere. I found a Santa-shaped sippy cup and, ignoring that it wasn’t even remotely seasonally appropriate, filled up the Santa sippy cup with almond milk, threw some pretzels into a bowl, and presented both to KidBrother, who was bobbing his head and kicking his legs out from the edge of the couch in time with the theme song.


He lives in a pineapple. Under the sea. Did you know that?

Once that was settled, I finished clearing out the pantry, opened up the crawlspace, lowered myself to the ground, crawled past the spider webs, and turned off the water to the house. Once back up on the first floor, I turned on the kitchen sink to drain the water from the lines just as Matt walked in.

“Is it the one in the hallway or your mom’s sink?” he asked without any polite buffer or inquisition as to how his other kid was doing.

“It’s the one in the hallway.”


Matt* fixing our sink.
(*Not actually Matt.)

“K.” And he trudged up the stairs to the bathroom, pants weighted down by his workbelt.

I sat down on the couch with KidBrother, happy to lose myself in the antics of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. KidBrother was happily eating his pretzels and drinking his milk from a Santa sippy cup.

A few minutes later, I heard the doorhandle turn, got up, and was just about to open the door when Kid meekly poked his head inside. “Hi Kid,” I greeted him.

“Hi,” he said, still sounding pretty sad. He walked over to the couch and apologized to KidBrother, who was happy to forgive and forget, which I think he’d already done.

Matt came downstairs when he heard Kid. “Kid! Did you apologize to your brother?”

“Yes,” he mumbled.


“Yes. I said I was sorry.”

“Dada, Kid said he sowwy,” chimed in KidBrother.

“Ok, good. You both behave while I fix the sink.”

Kid turned to me, clearly still upset. The tears I’d seen earlier were still there, and something in that moment—the apology, being snapped at after the apology, or just being sick—brought them all up again. I walked over to him and gave him a hug. I wasn’t sure what else to do or say, so a hug seemed appropriate. He buried his face in my stomach as I patted the top of his head and told him he’s not a bad kid, he just needs to be nicer and gentler with his little brother. When he pulled away, my shirt was wet with tears, but Kid seemed slightly better.

We sat on the couch to watch more sponge adventures.


Sharing one bowl was just not an option, apparently.

Within moments, my insistence that they share the bowl of pretzels was proving futile, so I just poured pretzels into another bowl so each could have their own. Why they couldn’t both eat out of the same bowl was beyond me until I reflected on what it was like to be a kid and have little agency over your life, your decisions, your possessions. Plus, siblings have to share so many things–space, belongings, experiences, parental attention–that sometimes sharing pretzels isn’t easy. So two bowls for two boys it was.

KidBrother was still sipping on Santa Sippy Cup when Matt came downstairs, finished with the repair. I thanked him for fixing the sink and he thanked me for watching the boys.

“Of course!” I insisted. “It was the least I could do while you fixed the sink.”

He left with the two of them, who were now very hungry despite the pretzels, to return home to a kitchen that looked like a construction zone.

I grabbed a beer, some cookies, and flopped onto the couch, where I promptly changed the channel.

Milk would go great with the cookies, I thought. And I had milk in front of me, still in the Santa sippy.

Not wanting to suck through the same straw a three-year-old had been using, I instead opted to unscrew the top and dunk the cookies into what remained of the almond milk. I then ate 4 ginger snap cookies dunked in milk while happily reflecting on the fact that I was sitting in a quiet house, watching what I wanted, with no kids needing/wanting/whining about anything.


The sippy cup. Note the arms that double as handles. These are not actually attached, but stay on as long as the head is screwed onto the cup.

As I was cleaning up, I grabbed the arms of the Santa sippy, which were attached to a circle that was just resting at the base of the screw-in part of the lid. With no top, there was nothing to truly attach it to the cup. The threading of the lid gripped the arm part long enough for me to be able to lift it off the coffee table, but then the arms came loose and the quarter-full cup fell to the floor,  spilling milk everywhere.

I had somehow managed to spill milk out of a drinking vessel specifically designed to not be spilled.

I cleaned up the mess and toweled off the wet spots as best I could. Then I flopped back on couch, tired.

Mom came home later than usual, and was bustling about, telling me about her day, when she walked over a wet spot.

“What spilled?” she asked.

“Milk,” I said.

“Oh, well, there’s no use crying over that,” she joked. “Who spilled it? KidBrother?”spilled_milk



“No,” I said, my face telling more than my words.


“Yes. Out of a sippy cup, no less.”

“You spilled milk on the floor out of a sippy cup?!”

“Yes,” I said morosely.


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