C: So last night I had a dream where I was doing something and then it was really hot. I laid down on the floor and started to evaporate. I have to say, the feeling of evaporating is very weird—it’s like floating and flying and also having your whole body come apart at once. It kind of freaked me out and then I woke up ’cause I had to pee.
I told Argon about it and he suggested I had that dream because I sleep with close to 2,000 blankies on me.
J: You do sleep with too many blankets.
C: Well, I need them in order to maintain a temperature just below that of liquid hot magma while I sleep. If I don’t maintain that, I’ll start to solidify.
J: I always suspected that you were secretly a boiling pit of lava.
C: Um, lava and magma are totally different things thankyouverymuch.
J: You sleep with too many blankets.
C: You can pry my blankets from my cold, dead….uh…hmmm… Actually, my hands are really cold right now.