J: I have the perfect movie for you and your boyfriend to watch next: Zombeavers.
C: Zombeavers? I’m concerned.
J: Zombeavers is real! Zombie beavers!
C: Zombie ladybugs are real!
J: There’s a zombie ladybug movie?
C: No. There are REAL zombie ladybugs.
J: BS. I think I would have noticed a zombie ladybug apocalypse.
C: It’s true. They act as hatcheries for wasps and fight off predators until the wasp hatches out and kills the ladybug.
J: Sounds more like hosts and parasites than “zombies”.
J: Ants have that bacteria thing, more of a body snatcher situation. Wasps do the same thing to spiders. Not sure if I’d call them zombie spiders. More like soon-to-be-eaten spiders. I mean, you can’t just put the word zombie in front of something and MAKE it a zombie.