Ebola dreamin’

J: Good news and bad news.

Good news: I probably don’t have ebola.

Bad news: I might have ebola.

C: You don’t have ebola.

J: My back is sore… it might be ebola.

C: Oh no! It probably IS ebola! 😦  I’m sorry to hear about your internal organs. They looked so much better when your connective tissue was intact.

J: I’ve very connected to my tissue.

C: Not anymore  😦
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