C: Llama llama. How’s the drive with your mom going?
J: Pretty hilarious. Left at 2 am. Nebraska is not for me. Too many Christian radio stations talking nonsense.
C: Yes, Nebraska has that going on. There’s also country music. My dad listened to Shakespeare on tape the whole time I drove with him through Nebraska. All I remember is Caesar: “Read the will!”
J: We listened to talk radio for hours. It took a lot for me to not call in.
C: Did you tell your mom why talkers were wrong? I could send you funny memes.
J: A little bit. She was laughing at me listening to it. It was pretty ridiculous. It went like: ‘God is called excellent; therefore, God is excellent.’ That logic alone is evidently enough for some people.
C: Evidently. The circular logic is astounding.