C: I might even rewatch The Big Lebowski
J: Oh good. Keep at it and you you’ll only be a decade behind pop culture.
C: Thanks. Your endless support is invaluable. And I’m going to see the Hungry Hungry Hippo Games tomorrow.
J: Hunger Games is lame.
C: You’re lame!
J: I watched it online; it’s lame.
C: That’s even lamer. I’m still going to watch it.
J: I didn’t say you shouldn’t, I’m just trying to save you money and a couple hours of your life.
C: I want to see it.
J: Correction: You think you want to see it. You are only going to be disappointed.
C: I don’t have high expectations. Also, I know how it ends. I only wish there were spoilers for NFL games.
J: You know the ending?
C: Yes. Her sister dies. She kills Coin.
J: There are spoilers for every sporting event. It’s called not watching it live.
C: Then I guess I’m glad we beat the Patriots?!