J: Yes, men have been bad. But we also get a bum rap.
C: Aw, poor thing. [insert male tears]
J: You’re probably right about Hillary. Do you think she’s on anxiety medication.
J: I would be if I was married to Bill.
C: Are you asking these same questions about the OTHER candidates?
J: You know what you don’t hear? Almost every other female in known existence blaming the lack of a strong male role model for their lack of parenting skills. BAM.
C: Now you’re not making sense. Be more clear with your pronouns.
J: And of COURSE I am! You don’t want to know if Ted Cruz is taking any medications?
C: Only if you’re going to ask if Hillary is…
J: And “you” is general for people.
C: Ewe! Continue reading