J: Good news and bad news.
Good news: I probably don’t have ebola.
Bad news: I might have ebola.
C: You don’t have ebola.
J: My back is sore… it might be ebola.
C: Oh no! It probably IS ebola! 😦 I’m sorry to hear about your internal organs. They looked so much better when your connective tissue was intact.
J: I’ve very connected to my tissue.
C: Not anymore 😦