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J: Yes, men have been bad. But we also get a bum rap.

C: Aw, poor thing. [insert male tears]

J: You’re probably right about Hillary. Do you think she’s on anxiety medication.

C: No.

J: I would be if I was married to Bill.

C: Are you asking these same questions about the OTHER candidates?

J: You know what you don’t hear? Almost every other female in known existence blaming the lack of a strong male role model for their lack of parenting skills. BAM.

C: Now you’re not making sense. Be more clear with your pronouns.

J: And of COURSE I am! You don’t want to know if Ted Cruz is taking any medications?

C: Only if you’re going to ask if Hillary is…

J: And “you” is general for people.

C: Ewe! Continue reading