After receiving a voicemail that Stini had successfully not stepped in a puddle this time on his way to class.
C: So proud of the Stini for beating the puddle! You’re a good Stini.
C: Ducking puddles! Being all wet and shit. Sharks probably live in puddles 😦
J: They make mosquitoes and freeze the tires and swamp our footwear. That’s so something a shark would do! Classic shark.
C: They’re trying to hurt hardworking Americans with their wetty wetness!
J: They just sit around all day doing nothing, the lazy puddles! Most people drown in 2 inches of water! Ducking puddles.
C: Two inches?! OMG! All those water glasses you used to leave around the apartment with 2 inches of water in them—are you saying I could have drowned in any one of them!? You put my life in danger!